Smelly Tees Return Policy


So you think your Smelly Tee is peeeeewwww and want to return it? No problemo.

If the shirt you got was a piece of crap " that is, defective " let us know within 30 days and we’ll replace it or give you a full refund, minus shipping cost. If we replace defective merchandise, we’ll pay shipping for the replacement item.

But if the shirt has been worn, washed, or damaged, sorry, no can doo. You’re SOL.

Oh, and take the strain off your system and ours by ordering the right size in the first place. Click here for the measurements of each size of Smelly Tee.

To return your Smelly Tee, stuff it back in the shipping container with the original invoice and mail to:


Smelly Tees

448 South Reed St

Lakewood, CO 80226


Shipping and Handling


We’ll ship your Smelly Tee in a plain brown wrapper via good old US of A Postal Service for a lousy $4 anywhere in the continental United States. (Shipping price may increase at checkout based on weight or size of load.)

Sorry, expedited delivery is currently not available.


Privacy Policy


We’re totally behind this whole privacy thing. The stuff you share with us is as sacred as what happens behind the door of your personal Throne Room.

We will never sell or trade your private poop. We use it only to process your order and give you great service. We doo not retain your credit card info after your order has been filled.

We won’t TP you with email without your consent, and we will let you opt out of any future marketing TP from Smelly Tees.

    The information we will collect about you includes:
  • Your name
  • Address
  • Phone number
  • Email address
  • Credit/debit card details

Your personal information will be held securely in accordance with our internal security policy.

We may use "cookies" to track visitors to our site, but you can set your browser to block cookies if you choose.

If you have any questions or comments about our privacy policy, please contact us.