When you need to make a bowl statement,
a Smelly Tee is the only way to go.
Smelly Tees aren’t really smelly, of course, but our theme is pretty pungent.
They’re a breath of fresh air in a stinky world, so come on in and sniff around.
Our T-shirt characters celebrate nature’s call with humor and ‘tude, dude.
Take it from us: you’re guano feel great in a Smelly Tee.
We all doo it, so don’t poo-poo it!
Perfect as a gag gift or slightly scat-o-logical fashion statement, Smelly Tees come in eleven designs, all the regular sizes, and great natural colors. So go ahead, buy a few and paint the town brown.
And if you’re feeling flush, order them all.
